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"I don't know, but I've been told, you never slow down, you never grow old."

Older AU Tommy Shepherd

The feeling of being refreshed. —

godisthereaper:

spectralspeedster:

godisthereaper:

spectralspeedster:

When you become a daddy for real, I think I’m going to be crying rivers. You should think of it like preparation when you end up babysitting your own kid.

I’m sure some sort of paternal instinct will kick in when I become a father. I have nothing but hate for my younger self. -Throws his arms up.- But the rest of you think he’s sooo cuuute! Fags.

I’ll make sure to have the video camera ready so we can record for the baby collection. [Snickers.] But he is cute and soft. 

And you’re all hard lines and sexiness. 

Why would you even need to look at him when you have this walking around? Where were you when I was on X earlier? I gave Lance a fucking twig and leaf to try to get him to sleep with me. If nothing else, it was hilarious.

The baby is cute. You’re sinfully hot. Two worlds and I’m selfish to want both.

And—I was out trying to find the new pretty ones. I heard they started making them cock shaped. It would be a pun ‘cause if you suck on one, you’ll be technically sucking a cock. 

Did he sleep with you?

The feeling of being refreshed. —

godisthereaper:

spectralspeedster:

When you become a daddy for real, I think I’m going to be crying rivers. You should think of it like preparation when you end up babysitting your own kid.

I’m sure some sort of paternal instinct will kick in when I become a father. I have nothing but hate for my younger self. -Throws his arms up.- But the rest of you think he’s sooo cuuute! Fags.

I’ll make sure to have the video camera ready so we can record for the baby collection. [Snickers.] But he is cute and soft. 

And you’re all hard lines and sexiness. 

The feeling of being refreshed. —

godisthereaper:

spectralspeedster:

godisthereaper:

spectralspeedster:

Might be useful in the future when it comes to her. 

And—no comment. I have no idea when’s the same time for sex still and even then, it’s your choice to put spunk up into your baby’s area. 

You want him dead because he’s…adorable and tiny? 

No one is ever getting a please out of me. Ever.

I’ll keep that in mind … 

 … Fuck you. And fuck that brat.

The fucking me part can be arranged. But I don’t know if baby Billy would want you near his ass. Even if he allows it, I think you would strangle him first at this point.

At this point, he’s called for my help and I just sat there and hoped he got the shit beaten out of him. I might not be the best person for this babysitting gig.

When you become a daddy for real, I think I’m going to be crying rivers. You should think of it like preparation when you end up babysitting your own kid.

The feeling of being refreshed. —

godisthereaper:

spectralspeedster:

Might be useful in the future when it comes to her. 

And—no comment. I have no idea when’s the same time for sex still and even then, it’s your choice to put spunk up into your baby’s area. 

You want him dead because he’s…adorable and tiny? 

No one is ever getting a please out of me. Ever.

I’ll keep that in mind … 

 … Fuck you. And fuck that brat.

The fucking me part can be arranged. But I don’t know if baby Billy would want you near his ass. Even if he allows it, I think you would strangle him first at this point.

crimsonrealities asked: Like the plague. My mornings are terrible. /Terrible./

You should go complain to William and get him to rub your back to ease it down. He’s going to have to deal with poopy diapers in the future too. [Laughs.]

crimsonrealities asked: Darling Billy /is/ adorable, isn't he.

He’s real cute and sweet. How are you feeling?

The feeling of being refreshed. —

godisthereaper:

spectralspeedster:

godisthereaper:

spectralspeedster:

Mornings are only good for sleeping. Go rub Mother’s feet. Apparently, she needs help through the pregnancy, but I have no fucking clue what that entails.

No please, William? And pregnant women usually want their cravings fulfilled and lots of cuddles. Two things you’re quite good at.

 Did you ask her what she wants yet? 

Please is such a useless word.

Cravings, you say? Can I safely have sex with her now? I should study pregnancy, but I really don’t care to … 

She wants to spend every waking moment in the past with her precious baby Billy. Meanwhile, I’m starting to realize why I’ve always wanted him dead.

Might be useful in the future when it comes to her. 

And—no comment. I have no idea when’s the same time for sex still and even then, it’s your choice to put spunk up into your baby’s area. 

You want him dead because he’s…adorable and tiny? 

The feeling of being refreshed. —

godisthereaper:

spectralspeedster:

Mornings are only good for sleeping. Go rub Mother’s feet. Apparently, she needs help through the pregnancy, but I have no fucking clue what that entails.

No please, William? And pregnant women usually want their cravings fulfilled and lots of cuddles. Two things you’re quite good at.

 Did you ask her what she wants yet? 

The feeling of being refreshed. —

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Jeremy Dufour for Daks AW08

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Jeremy Dufour for Daks AW08